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Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there. •Top 10 Darkest Educational Video Games of All Time [Spike] Edutainment is not all Muppets and happy shit. It can be a very dark place. Writing for Spike, Danny Gallagher goes deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); •Ten Things Peter Molyneux Will Say About Fable 4 [Button Combo] The only thing more hilarious than Molyneux’s propensity for hyperbole is his propensity to disown it upon release, making this list by ButtonCombo a must-read and one of the best of the year. I’m especially looking forward to real-time full-time employment. •The Top 10 Football Players in Video Game History [Joystick Division] In all my travels, I’ve encountered only two athletes who are literally (and I literally mean literally) undisputed as the greatest ever in their class: David Thompson, the greatest ACC basketball player ever. And Tecmo Bowl Bo jinda44 Jackson, the greatest video game football player ever. •The Very Best of the Guile Theme [Ranker] Like the Benny Hill theme and “Spanish Flea,” Guile’s theme goes with everything. •13 Zelda Fans Show Off Their Tattoos [Walyou] That shoulder-to-shoulder church-window Zelda tat looks half as painful as e19 someone grinding stained glass into your betdog back.