When All Else Fails, Write in Fucking English

My native language is English. Yours might be. It might be another language, I don’t know. Chances are, if you are reading Kotaku, you understand English—which is why you don’t hesitate to use the #corrections tag when we seemingly don’t. Not everyone understands English, and that’s fine. Millions of Japanese people live productive and happy lives without knowing a lick of English. That’s also why it’s not unheard of to see children wearing shirts that rummy star read, for example, “fuck”. The English word “Fuck” exists in Japanese as a loan word: ファック or “fakku”. Many people are familiar with the term, and would certainly not dress their children in it. Not everybody knows the word. In that way, it’s like the word “hikikomori”, which was added to the Oxford Dictionary of English. Not all English speakers know the term; ditto for “fakku” in Japanese. A few weeks ago, I was outside when a neighbor’s kid whizzed by with a hat that read: “Fuck The Police” in English. The kid had no idea, I’m positive, and knowing his parents, they were equally clueless. This is why the English “fuck” has been known to pop up on clothing. Since it’s written in English, even those who know the Japanese equivalent might overlook it and write it off as white noise. There’s written English all over Japan—on clothes, in shops, on billboards—you name it. One of the unrealistic things about Cars 2 (ha! one) was the lack of English on Japan’s urban street signs. The other side of this coin is the fascination Westerners have with Japanese kanji characters, which can result in hilariously wrong tattoos https://kotaku.com/the-surprising-ways-japanese-games-are-changed-for-amer-5679474 Due to the lack of Japanese awareness, it sometimes feels like t-shirt designers knowingly drop f-bombs on t-shirts to troll the entire nation for their own amusement. If so, it’s immature. And, yes, seeing an old lady on the subway with a “Fucking” sweater is funny. It’s not only bad words, but slogans that are simply not acceptable in Japanese that can slip under the radar in English. Japanese light novel Ro-Kyu-Bu!, which spun off a manga, an anime, rummy wealth and a PSP title, follows the adventures of a high school student named Subaru Hasegawa, who becomes the coach of a sixth grade basketball team after it’s previous coach came on to one of the team members. Japanese cosplay rummy win company Cospa planned to launch a Ro-Kyu-Bu! t-shirtin black with the following slogan written in white: まったく、小学生は最高だぜ！長谷川昴 (Cospa) That’s a line from the show’s third episode, and you could probably wear that shirt most places in the U.S. without raising an eye, but not in Japan. Wear something like that, and many people would think you’re creep or a child molester—or a creepy child molester. Then, they’d wonder who the hell Subaru Hasegawa was. In English, the slogan まったく、小学生は最高だぜ！長谷川昴 translates to “Indeed, primary school students are great!” With increased pressure on how underage characters are depicted, shirts like this could make retailers political targets. One Japanese chain that specializes in anime goods, Animate, cancelled all its orders for this shirt. Cospa ultimately decided to yank the shirt and not release it. Instead, Cospa released another Ro-Kyu-Bu! shirt, which reads, “Primary school girls are great!!” in English, even adding “girls” to be extra clear. The shirt is now on sale via Cospa’s site and is priced at ¥2,900 or US$38. It comes in one size: XL. This is a break from English-looks-cool motivation that inspires businesses and clothing makers to compose odd, yet often interesting, sentences. Cospa obviously knows what this means, and is releasing the slogan shirt in English to ruffle fewer feathers. Here, English is subterfuge and pulling a fast one. The meaning might not be great, but hey, it’s pretty fucking clever. Culture Smash is a daily dose of things topical, interesting and sometimes even awesome—game related and beyond. (Top photo: Cospa) You can contact Brian Ashcraft, the author of this post, at [email protected]. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.